Thursday, 23 July 2009

• An update from our friend, Zipper

  Remember Zipper? I know you're all dying for an update. DYING, I say, to learn about what Brigit's bum has been up to. More than you care about diabetic turmoil, am I right?

  Tyler: Brigit, what comes out of Zipper?

  Brig: Pink when he's closed.

  Tyler: And when he's open?

  Brig: Purple.

   

  Me: How's Zipper doing, Brig?

  Brig: He has babies in him.

  Me: Really? How will they come out?

  Brig: From his bum. I mean, his zipper.

  Me: How did they get in there?

  Brig: My grandpa put them there.

   

  Me: Did you have a good day today?

  Brig: Yes because of my Zipper. He's my friend.

  Me: Isn't Zipper your bum?

  Brig: Yes, I love my bum Zipper.

  * Yeah, everything's a "he" to Brig - I choose not to be too freaked out (only a little major amount).

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